Promotional Products We'll Be Laughing at in 50 Years (Or Less)

One of my favorite articles in a promotionalcomputing obliterating the need for distributing
products industry journal is one that takes a lookUSB drives in the future. And where will all those
back at hot items from 10, 20, or even 50 yearsdrives end up? Take a guess. Think about how
ago. Absolutely hilarious and oh so reflective ofyour customers are going to use them before
the values, styles, and habits of the day. Someyou buy. If you distribute your brochure on one,
shining examples are all the imprinted smokingthey'll review it, and then wonder what to do with
paraphernalia, toys that don't have a prayer ofthe drive. How many of these drives can you use
passing a child safety test, and all manner ofand carry around?
gadgetry that could solve any antiquated desktopPromotional USB drives are great because they
dilemma (rotary phone dialers anyone?). Sadly,do eliminate the need for distribution of paper
and inevitably, they have become promotionalwhich is an earth-friendly score. More eco-friendly
product dinosaurs, their plastic fossils to live on forUSB drives made of recycled or sustainable
centuries in landfills--okay, that's fodder formaterials are also now available. But even then,
another article on trends, but I digress.please use them judiciously and look for ways to
So I thought I would project myself 50 years intodirect customers and prospects to your online
the future and take a look back at some of theresources before automatically resorting to a USB
future dinosaur products that you might want todrive.
reconsider buying today. Not only will you make* Magnets - Where would the promotional product
purchasing decisions that will have longer lastingworld be without the ubiquitous fridge magnet?
impact, you'll help keep these short-lived items outThis promotional product staple is already waning
of the waste stream.because we have less metallic surfaces on which
* Mousepads - Sure, they're still useful. But asto place them. Cubicles are made of fabric panels.
mobile computing continues to grow in marketDesks and other furniture are made of composite
dominance, people are less and less tied to amaterials. Plastic surfaces are everywhere. And
desktop computer, making mousepads obsolete.adhesive-backed alternatives can wreak havoc on
And how many mousepads can you use? One atsome surfaces. So what will replace them? There
a time. So yours better be outrageously cool toare new static cling-type products that will adhere,
become that one.without adhesive or residue, to almost any
* Anything Tech - Technology marches forwardsurface including drywall and wood. Look for new
at a rapid pace, making today's 1-8 gigabyteentries in this area.
promotional USB drive incapable of handling theThose are just three items on their way to the
terabyte rich content of tomorrow. It wasn't toopromotional product history books.
many years ago when imprinted CDs were oneSo what will still be around in 50 years? I don't
of the hottest items. Even funnier is tosee T-shirts going away anytime soon, but even
remember promos that were designed aroundthose will have their own evolution into more
3.5" floppy disks. I see mobile apps and cloudeco-friendly and socially responsible options.